imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
The fact that guys think buying girls drinks means they owe them something is fucking pathetic and I hope those girls let you buy them drinks and still turn you down. Better yet. Throw those drinks up all over your pathetic existence. If you actually believe a girl should sleep with you because you attempt to get her wasted is so fucking sad. Like actually.
do u know how hard it is to love a character that’s an asshole on a regular basis knowing that they’re an asshole and they’ve done asshole things but whenever u look at them u are just like. wow. u asshole. i love u. but u. are an asshole
omg so okay last night I had to work
and I haven’t been able to find my ID for like four days and I didn’t wanna tell my supervisors that I lost it bc I didn’t wanna get in trouble and I thought I had to cashier so I call my supervisor and I go “My dog ate my ID!” and he goes “what kind of 1950s lie is that” so I’m swearing up and down that she got into my purse while I was in the shower and when I walked out she was chewing on it
so he tells me no biggie, but the ID machine is broken down so he doesn’t know when I can get a new one. which is bad bc now I’ll have a whole bunch of missed clock ins and I don’t want that so I’m freaking out.
in the midst of freaking out about how many points I’m gonna get/how much trouble I’ll be in I think, ‘why don’t I look in my blazer pocket’ and it was there so now I’m like fuck I have my ID what am I supposed to do now ????
…. I sat in my car and chewed on it. Like for 15 minutes literally just chowed down on the part of my ID that I had to use on the register (bc they had already made me a new swipe for that) and left the other part good so I could swipe in for my shift.
I was so dedicated to my lie that I literally chewed on a piece of plastic to back it up. #thanksmom